While boxing gloves were made to cushion your well-placed uppercuts, steel fists were made to beat the snot out of your enemies' pineal glands. "What are pineal glands?", you might ask! We at Mann Co have no idea ourselves, but what we do know is that these babies are made of freaking steel!

Gloves are for sissies anyway!

Back in ye olde days, where sticky-bomb spammers were unheard of and sword-and-board wielding kings dominated the Scottisch plains, the Demoman's great ancestors donned mighty crowns while slaying sea serpents and bathing in dragon blood. Introducing a majestic hat that has been passed on to every first-born son in the Demoman lineage family for centuries; the Celtic Crown!

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Delinquents all over the country have been harassing old ladies while you were stuck in your nearby generic desert-industrial environment. You missed out on all the extreme elderly-pestering action! No worries, though! With this handmade bat, you can still vent your frustration elsewhere.

I'm a lil' delinquent too!

Oh my, aren't you the rebel! Wearing your little hats the wrong way seems to be the newest craze around here, so we thought; Why not give those little troublemakers a hat that actually looks good when worn the wrong way?

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Long ago in the ancient and deserted lands of Texas the Engineer's great-grandfather Sentagoras rented mules to daring adventurers who couldn't wait to explore ancient Greece. How did ancient Greece end up in Texas? Maybe you'll find out when you download this hat!

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