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Do you have an animal's head on your wall? You pansy! There's no more fearsome opponent than a human trained to kill with spears. Hang this mask we stole from a real tribe on your wall and show your hunting club who's the real deal (actually wearing it is not advised).

When there's a disease you just can't cure with fancy 'science', you just gotta whip out a voodoo mask and start harassing innocent dolls.

Bought a hypno pencil but couldn't give a shark your autograph on it's belly due to oxygen shortage? Get a scuba outfit. If you want to silently drift inches underneath the water surface, this is your buy!